Ebeneezer and the Ghost

A touching, poignant, and socially relevant of the Christmas spirit as recounted by Pickley... It's the tale of an old miser who is visited by some ghosts on christmas night - oh, just click the vid!

(warning, may be too scary for youngsters.... ghosts, you know)

Biden vs. Palin

Now, I don't mean to get all political on yo' ass, but I just had to share this clip with the many, many netizens of Nizzleville.com.

Believe me, it is not my place, my forte nor my intention to discuss politics on this, or any other site for that matter - All I'm doing it posting a video that I found to be fascinating... very, very fascinating.

I invite your comments.



Enjoy:

Good music

Good music lives here. Trust me

This is Halloween!

With Halloween practically upon us, I thought, "what better way to prepare for the arrival of the Grand Wizard than this?"
Enjoy

Duckfacebook.com

Duckfacebook is the most awesome, and least understood, phenomenon sweeping the World Wide Interweb.

OK, I know it's killing you... What the eff is duckfacebook? Well, I can try to explain but I think it will become more clear with some of the photographic evidence I have compiled, as well as with some of your own experiences on those social websites like facebook.

Duckface is the inexplicable practice of girls mangling up their faces to resemble a duck, holding the camera at some awkward angle from their face, snappling a pic, then posting it for the entire facebook community to see/mock. Sometimes these girls have their freidns take the pic but often it is self-taken (thus adding to its mysteriousness).

Funny, it doesn't sound like anything worth writing about when I see it explained in black in white, but believe you me, you will be singing a different tune once you see photographic proof. Sometimes a picture is worth more than a thousand words, sometimes a picture is worth a thousand x thousand words.

Oh, one more thing (and please, please, please, please don't ask me to explain this one - no explanation will ever be possible), duckface achieves an even greater level of wickedly awesomeness when coupled with some sort of a dope gang hand-sign. I mean, honestly, what could possibly be more awesomely gangster than a bunch of duck-faced suburbanite girls flashing the gang sign of their ultra-dope gang?!?!?!

So, with no further adieu, I bring you duckfacebok.com... But first, to add to the fun, I suggest that when you're finished with this afticle you take a minute to peruse your 'friends' profile pages and share some of your duckiest-faciest friends with the rest of us. OK, here we go:


Numero Uno:



Exhibit A above. This duckface is exhibiting all of the classic symptoms...
1. Picture is self-taken
2. Camera is at an angle slightly above the right shoulder
3. Face is contorted to a deformed state
4. Gang sign being flashed by left hand (cut off from view, no doubt, to protect the integrity of her super-sick gang).


Numero Duo:



This duckface doesn't have all the symptoms, but there are some real beauties of note...
1. Picture is sefl-taken
2. That face is mangled beyond all recognition. Almost completely surpassing what could reasonably considered a 'duck' face and becoming, oh I don't know, a duck-billed palatapus face?
3. Lips are pursed like said duckfacee has just enjoyed eating 756,000 lemons at once.


Numero Trex:




All the classic symptoms:

1. self-taken pic
2. gang sign (obviously some super-sick gang)
3. Face contortion



Numbrero Quatro:

Symptoms?

1. self-taken

2. duck-like face

3. super-gangster gang sign

So, there's your little laste of the world of duckfacebook. I guarantee you will now find 85,000 duckfaces on facebook, possibly among your 5.9 million 'friends' who you never talk to.

I know I have missed some awesome once, so I invite my fellow netizens to feel free to contact me with any duckfaces you'd like shared and analyzed. I warn you, don't try to analyze these on your own, we at Nizzleville are experienced professionals.

Please post pics, comments or picomments below... and until next time, "you stay quacky san diego"

WTF???

Here's one from the WTF file. I don't have time to comment in-depthly on this one, but give the link below a read and enjoy. As always, comments are welcome. "Fish and Chips", if you're out there, please drop me a line... it's been too long.

Click below:

Click me, I am the link. Please click the link (me)!!!.

Click above

Feist on Sesame Street

I can never pass an opportunity to celebrate the success of a fellow member of my home and native land, and this video of Feist kicking off the 39th season of Sesame Street qualifies.
The past 12 months have seen Feist win several Juno awards, appear on Jimmy Kimmel, SNL, Letterman, Colbert Report, lend her voice to the iPod mini commercial, and provided to 'theme music' to the announcement of Bell's new Lightbox Film Festival Tower before every film screened at the Toronto International Film Festival.
And, here, as the cherry on top.... Feist performing "1-2-3-4" on Sesame Street.

... And a 1, 2, 3 ,4: