The internet is full of crap, right? Well, every once in a while you stumble upon something (or, more accurately, a buddy sends you something) that actually makes you go, 'hmmm' and/or 'hahaha' and/or 'what? whoa!'.
And this video below is no exception.
The car changing lanes a few feet behind the 'subject', the running dialogue of the passengers, and the incredible arrival of the BEST truck, and best passengers of said truck, I've ever seen at the 0:45 mark, make this one of the best clips I've seen on interwebs since, well, uh, Afroninja?
Bingo Bango Bongo and I bring you, "He's just chilling."
(for the love of all that is good and holy in this cyber-world, drop me a damn comment - sheesh!)
Monday, July 14, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Happy Friday
Here at Nizzleville we've been calling this clip "the rattled cage". We're quite confident that it's self-explanatory but just couldn't resist adding a 2 cents or two.
This video clip encapsulates all that is beautiful in the world. Tight pants, frilly sleeves on a preposterous shirt and a 'kick too high'. The gentleman flails about the stage will all the grace of a swan, high-kicking his way into HIStory. His awesome '720' on his ass is probably the best piece of choreography we have ever seen.
Finally, in attempt to prove just how Manly he is he rocks the, now infamous, "kick to high", much to the chagrin of his fragile skull.
So with no further ado, we bring you "the kick too high" / "the rattled cage". Enjoy and happy "Friday the 13th" (which it is not).
This video clip encapsulates all that is beautiful in the world. Tight pants, frilly sleeves on a preposterous shirt and a 'kick too high'. The gentleman flails about the stage will all the grace of a swan, high-kicking his way into HIStory. His awesome '720' on his ass is probably the best piece of choreography we have ever seen.
Finally, in attempt to prove just how Manly he is he rocks the, now infamous, "kick to high", much to the chagrin of his fragile skull.
So with no further ado, we bring you "the kick too high" / "the rattled cage". Enjoy and happy "Friday the 13th" (which it is not).
Friday, July 4, 2008
Happy Fourth of July!
and you expected some 2-dimensional flag jpeg like the Canadian one below... Well, enjoy this piece of eye cake... and enjoy Independence Day, yo.
Now go celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small piece of it.
Ka-blammy!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
A Gift From Heaven Above
You know how you never forget where you were when something happened in your life that you later realized changed the way you viewed the world? Regardless of how old or young you are/were you know that things will just never be the same. Well, I recently had one of those moments and I now know that my life will never be the same - the way I view the world has changed forever.
I am speaking, of course, of my recent discovery of the best text-to-speech website ever... I was reading one of my favorite blogs (X-Entertainment) when Matt used this site to teach us all how to pronounce some random actor's name from the film Congo. Upon my arrival at this site I knew that my life had been altered, permanently.
Quickly I scrambled to see what I could make the translator robot say (oh, did I fail to mention that there's a little dude's head who says anything you type?) OK, so it's the furthest thing from being anything that could even loosely be considered cutting edge, but I love it and I know you will to.
So, the first thing I did, obviously, was make my new, perfectly coiffed friend say (what else?), "Boonie, boonie, boonie" about 20 times which, much to my delight sounds exactly like this. WOW!!! It truly is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard/seen. But what happened next is, well, indescribable, in fact it's so indescribable I'm not even going to try:
Italian!!! In my wildest dreams I could have never imagine that "Boonie" would give me so much delight when being spoke quickly, by a cyber-face that can only be described as looking like unbathed Kramer rocking some Richard Greeco circa 1988 coiffure.
Korean! Are you kidding me? There's no 'p' in 'boonie', but apparently in Korea my good pal Boonie would be called "Poonie"!! Unpelievaple !
Ole!!!
et, oui, aussi dans la language d'amour. Brilliant! I mean, honestly, what could be more fun than a Chris Cocker wannabe with a french accent chanting everyone's favorite word over and over again - it practically sounds like a chant you'd hear at one of those crazy european football (i.e. soccer) matches.
If you've managed to get this far I commend you, however I have a hunch that most of you got distracted with the text-to-speech and never bothered returning to read the exciting conclusion to this article - and I don't blame you.
Anyway, if anyone actually reads this line, please send me a note below and I'll see to it that you're sent a "Free Admission" pass to the CN Tower from 1984 - the same ones that stayed on my father's dresser since that March Break back in 1984 where we never made it to the, then, word's tallest free-standing structure... "Free standing structure"? What's up with that anyway? What the hell's a free-standing structure????? Oh well, with over 900 towers currently being erected in DuBai that are on average 8,000 feet taller than the CN Tower, I think I'm beating a bit of a dead horse here, or dead tower as the case may be.
Until next time, netizens, fare ye well !
I am speaking, of course, of my recent discovery of the best text-to-speech website ever... I was reading one of my favorite blogs (X-Entertainment) when Matt used this site to teach us all how to pronounce some random actor's name from the film Congo. Upon my arrival at this site I knew that my life had been altered, permanently.
Quickly I scrambled to see what I could make the translator robot say (oh, did I fail to mention that there's a little dude's head who says anything you type?) OK, so it's the furthest thing from being anything that could even loosely be considered cutting edge, but I love it and I know you will to.
So, the first thing I did, obviously, was make my new, perfectly coiffed friend say (what else?), "Boonie, boonie, boonie" about 20 times which, much to my delight sounds exactly like this. WOW!!! It truly is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard/seen. But what happened next is, well, indescribable, in fact it's so indescribable I'm not even going to try:
Italian!!! In my wildest dreams I could have never imagine that "Boonie" would give me so much delight when being spoke quickly, by a cyber-face that can only be described as looking like unbathed Kramer rocking some Richard Greeco circa 1988 coiffure.
Korean! Are you kidding me? There's no 'p' in 'boonie', but apparently in Korea my good pal Boonie would be called "Poonie"!! Unpelievaple !
Ole!!!
et, oui, aussi dans la language d'amour. Brilliant! I mean, honestly, what could be more fun than a Chris Cocker wannabe with a french accent chanting everyone's favorite word over and over again - it practically sounds like a chant you'd hear at one of those crazy european football (i.e. soccer) matches.
If you've managed to get this far I commend you, however I have a hunch that most of you got distracted with the text-to-speech and never bothered returning to read the exciting conclusion to this article - and I don't blame you.
Anyway, if anyone actually reads this line, please send me a note below and I'll see to it that you're sent a "Free Admission" pass to the CN Tower from 1984 - the same ones that stayed on my father's dresser since that March Break back in 1984 where we never made it to the, then, word's tallest free-standing structure... "Free standing structure"? What's up with that anyway? What the hell's a free-standing structure????? Oh well, with over 900 towers currently being erected in DuBai that are on average 8,000 feet taller than the CN Tower, I think I'm beating a bit of a dead horse here, or dead tower as the case may be.
Until next time, netizens, fare ye well !
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Here we go again, again... again
"Greetings from the Humongous. Lord Humongous. The warrior of the wasteland, the ayatollah of rock'n'rolla" (A small but meaningful prize to whichever of my beloved netizens correctly identifies where what quotation is from - hint, not Ghandi)... but I digress.
Welcome to the 3rd hosting home of Nizzleville.com and, man, are we happy to be here! Googlepages.com became such a nightmare- always crashing our computers, reformatting our text, and just being an all around pain in the fanny that our staff threatened to walk off the cyber-job if we didn't make some sweeping changes. Needless to say we've walked from Google which has sparked the obvious legal battle, but (owing to the success of our advertisements and the sheer volume of daily visitors) our pockets are deeper than their's... unfortunately our pockets are empty, but regardless we don't forsee a very lengthy legal battle.
So this is our new site and we think it's pretty dope, she's quite a bit different than the blogs that all of your friends and family have, eh. Yup, she's a beauty? Anyway, obviously it's in its very early stages as we work out all the bugs, but what we have noticed is that in 30 seconds with this new blog site we've accomplished what would have taken us 42 days at googlepages.com so we're happy.
I think this new site allows you to post comments, so I invite you to please do so. However, if you find this site running slowly, please just wait a few minutes to post as it's likely just our servers overloading because of all the netizens visiting at once.
As always, please check back often and feel free to click around, you never know where one of these links will take you... ooo eeee oooo eeeeooo eeeooooooo (x-files music)....
Welcome to the 3rd hosting home of Nizzleville.com and, man, are we happy to be here! Googlepages.com became such a nightmare- always crashing our computers, reformatting our text, and just being an all around pain in the fanny that our staff threatened to walk off the cyber-job if we didn't make some sweeping changes. Needless to say we've walked from Google which has sparked the obvious legal battle, but (owing to the success of our advertisements and the sheer volume of daily visitors) our pockets are deeper than their's... unfortunately our pockets are empty, but regardless we don't forsee a very lengthy legal battle.
So this is our new site and we think it's pretty dope, she's quite a bit different than the blogs that all of your friends and family have, eh. Yup, she's a beauty? Anyway, obviously it's in its very early stages as we work out all the bugs, but what we have noticed is that in 30 seconds with this new blog site we've accomplished what would have taken us 42 days at googlepages.com so we're happy.
I think this new site allows you to post comments, so I invite you to please do so. However, if you find this site running slowly, please just wait a few minutes to post as it's likely just our servers overloading because of all the netizens visiting at once.
As always, please check back often and feel free to click around, you never know where one of these links will take you... ooo eeee oooo eeeeooo eeeooooooo (x-files music)....
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